Handsomology 101

Here at the BPW Institute Of Higher Education we offer a variety of courses. Here in Handsomology 101 you will learn the In's and Out's of being handsome, Handsome in History, and The Handsome Life Style

I am your professor and class is in session! Today students we are going to take a look at 2 subjects. Subject A and Subject B, will be compared on how handsome they are and who is the most Handsome!

Subject A: Bret Michaels former front man of POSION, perhaps the greatest Glam Rock Band of the 80's. Mr. Michaels defines handsome and there can be a argument that he is also very pretty. A man who nearly in his 50's can still pull of guy-liner and wearing scarfs underneath a cowboy hat. A man who can and still nail women who can't legally drink yet. A man who hosted a god awful show and still sing "Every rose has a Thorn" as his encore. Mr. Michaels as a professor of Handsomology I like to thank you for making my work worth whiled. Now we go to....

Subject B: Billy Blade former ummmm.....well former something. He is an independant wrestler who travels the california coast. A self proclaimed Rock of Love. A man who claims to be 21 years of age, yet looks older the Mr. Bret Michaels himself. Mr. Blade looks like what would have happened to Bret Michaels if he had knocked up his high school girlfriend and had to get a job flipping burgers at Burger King, to support his 16 year old girlfriend and baby. This is a man who can not pull off the guy-liner look and instead of nailing hot 20 something models is nailing only ring rats. Mr. Blade your face can frighten children and could clear a room of rats. You sir are not handsome and can not compare to one Bret Michaels. Class dis missed!