BPW Battle Plan # 1

It's 5:30 am Do you know where your friends are?

So after being without the use of a computer for a few weeks I am back, BITCHES!!! Sitting here playing with my new IMAC and watching Hell Ride in the early hours of the day not being able to sleep and getting to the point of saying "Fuck it I'll just stay up!" I made my radio debut along with the Stepdaddy this past weekend as a guest on Low Down Radio. I would like to thank Shawn and Tom for having us on and giving BPW an internet voice. It was fun and I hope to get to more of the shows in the future.

I know this isn't my typical rant and raving but for being bored and the lack of sleep I am in a great mood. And why? you may ask! Well I have no reason I function differently than others. I am looking forward to this weekend as we are once again going to Blow the roof of The American Legion Post #716 in Los Alamitos as we start off our some with W.M.D Wrestlers Of Mass Destruction! I have this new found love for Violence ad this shows bring it hard as we got a major Heatwave running through the Battleground locker room! So with that I will say Good morning to you all well the 3 people that read this and I am going to make myself some breakfast.

Handsomology 101

Here at the BPW Institute Of Higher Education we offer a variety of courses. Here in Handsomology 101 you will learn the In's and Out's of being handsome, Handsome in History, and The Handsome Life Style

I am your professor and class is in session! Today students we are going to take a look at 2 subjects. Subject A and Subject B, will be compared on how handsome they are and who is the most Handsome!

Subject A: Bret Michaels former front man of POSION, perhaps the greatest Glam Rock Band of the 80's. Mr. Michaels defines handsome and there can be a argument that he is also very pretty. A man who nearly in his 50's can still pull of guy-liner and wearing scarfs underneath a cowboy hat. A man who can and still nail women who can't legally drink yet. A man who hosted a god awful show and still sing "Every rose has a Thorn" as his encore. Mr. Michaels as a professor of Handsomology I like to thank you for making my work worth whiled. Now we go to....

Subject B: Billy Blade former ummmm.....well former something. He is an independant wrestler who travels the california coast. A self proclaimed Rock of Love. A man who claims to be 21 years of age, yet looks older the Mr. Bret Michaels himself. Mr. Blade looks like what would have happened to Bret Michaels if he had knocked up his high school girlfriend and had to get a job flipping burgers at Burger King, to support his 16 year old girlfriend and baby. This is a man who can not pull off the guy-liner look and instead of nailing hot 20 something models is nailing only ring rats. Mr. Blade your face can frighten children and could clear a room of rats. You sir are not handsome and can not compare to one Bret Michaels. Class dis missed!

Handsome Men's Club

My leadership would never be questioned! HAHAHAHAHAHA